Date: Fri, 9 Jun 2006 07:38:53 -0700 (PDT)
To: sidesplitters
Subject: Pro Shop Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.