Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2006 13:46:11 -0500
To: sidesplitters
Subject: words of wisdom.... Beer Wisdom.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver.'" -Deep Thought, Jack Handy

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin
Franklin

"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's
drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck." -Warwick Franks

"Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire
before any of the parties in the rear get a drop." -Winston Churchill to his
Secretary of War, 1944

"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong
beer is the milk of the old." -Martin Luther

"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine." -David
Moulton

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." -Homer
Simpson

"She can plan it any way she wants, do anything she wants, as long as I get
to pick the beer being served" -Christopher Michels about his wedding last
April

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be
depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them
the real facts, and beer." -Abraham Lincoln