Date: Tue, 31 May 2005 22:33:25 -0500
To: sidesplitters
Subject: WRONG THING TO SAY

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife
looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The
husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time
now. Do you know him?                                                           

 "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like
that since I left him seven years ago."                                         

 "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody
could celebrate that long."                                                     

Services for the new husband will be held at 2:30 pm Saturday at Green
Roots Mortuary.