Date: Mon, 23 May 2005 17:15:11 -0500
To: sidesplitters
Subject: Proof that God is a Man (& a golfer)

A priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of
golf. Father John stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He
missed the ball entirely and exclaimed, "Shit, I missed." The good Sister
told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, Father John missed again. "Shit, I missed." "Father, I'm
not going to play with you if you keep swearing," Sister Marie said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued.

On the 4th tee, he missed again and his usual comment followed. Sister Marie
was really mad now and said, "God is going to strike you dead if you keep
swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father John swung and missed again. "Shit, I missed." A
terrible rumble was heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning came out of the
sky and struck Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky came a booming voice.... "Shit, I missed."