Date: Mon, 14 Nov 2005 13:10:48 -0600 To: sidesplitters Subject: Exchanges I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank... Short line...just one person in front of me...He was an Asian who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated... He asked the teller, "Why it change, yestowday I get two hunat dolla fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?" The teller says - "Fluctuations". The Asian says, "Fluc you white guys too!"