Date: Fri, 1 Jul 2005 09:07:13 -0500
To: sidesplitters
Subject: Golfers

A man and his wife walked into a Dentist's office. The man said to the
Dentist, "Doc, I am late for a tee time and have two buddies waiting in the
car for me.  So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be
done with it.  I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work."

The Dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this fellow sure is a brave
man, asking me to pull a tooth without using anything to kill the pain."

So the Dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the
doctor which tooth hurts."