Date: Fri, 03 Jun 2005 10:32:30 -0500
To: sidesplitters
Subject: Definitions of Bravery

Definitions of Bravery

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
having the balls to say, "You're next."